Do you know what your problem is? You can’t live with the idea that someone might leave. ― John Green (via youareworthsaving) +
semi-sweetsouthernbelle:

I really hope you do

semi-sweetsouthernbelle:

I really hope you do

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best thing I’ve ever read

best thing I’ve ever read

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via thewastedgeneration) +

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

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omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

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freedominart:

iamsharknado:

sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….

mermaids tho

This is why I want to see every part of it!

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50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

lalajugu:

screwgravityy:

xdmelody:

Today’s obsession is Pug gifs.

IM SO FUCKING DONE

Pugs are weird and adorable and I’m glad my doggie is part pug

You forgot one

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grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

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